HEY, are you lookin at
me??? Well, it better be with love in your eyes or else Miss
County is gonna do the Pony on your toes with her new spiked heels!
And with those Jesus sandals you're wearing, it wouldn't be too much
trouble to simply ease my heels in between those dirty toe jammed
tootsies of yours! Have respect for a lady, and a whore as well,
cause the only difference in that wedding ring you're wearing!!!
Whore or married lady! Which would you rather be! I would
like to be both! Marry for the money, and keep the ole man sweet
while you go out partying like its Armageddon!!!!!!! That's my
motto! Party Till Armageddon! I even got a song called
that! You never heard of it?? Well, fuck you! It's
on ITunes go download the damned thing! I need the money for a
new chin lift! Isis, my tits need a lift too and my ass and
belly and my soul!!! I may have to go the way of Marlene
Dietrich and Mae West. Get an entire rubber body made that zips
in the back!! You just step in to it, put on a sexy dress and
you are ready to rock till you have a stroke! I think they can
only be worn for one hr. at a time! They look damn good!!!
Make an 80 year old look like she got the body of a 16 year old!!!
Don't ask me what happens if you meet a man who wants to fuck the shit
outta ye!!! If you're too tired you could just have him unzip
you out of the rubber body suit and he can fuck that instead while you
get your beauty sleep!!!!!
Well, I went up to NYC a few weeks back and performed at the Joey
Ramone Birthday Bash. I had a time, let me tell you! Until I was
leaving and just as I got down to the floor where the stage and the
back bar is, and I slipped in a puddle of fucking beer and almost
broke my neck!!! I had to go home and take extra Vicodin, the pain was
soooooooooooooo bad!!!!!!!!! Luckily I was being escorted by one
of New York's finest. He is one of the good cops! You know
I ain't no fan of the cops but there are some really nice ones out
there!!! Oh honey, it does a wild woman like me good to have a
few close friends on the Police Force, if you get my drift!!!!!!!!!
My same attitude with the Armed Forces. I am an anti war
activist but there are actually some men in the forces that are great
men with sweet hearts, even if I do think they may be misguided.
I guess the Army like the Cops is a necaearry (Shit I can't spell the
fucking word! Let*s try again, necessary oh shit whatever.) evil!
NECESSARY! Yippy! Too bad we even need them!!! But
that is the way human nature dictates! Oh I been getting some
hate mail off My Space cause my Jayne County space has gotten
sooooooooooo political. But it's like I tell people, if you
can't take it, you can go and get on the friends list of my other two
spaces! The WAYNE/JAYNE COUNTY AND THE ELECTRIC CHAIRS space, or the
MORE MUSIC BY JAYNE COUNTY space!!! You can now go and subscribe to my
YOU TUBE space as well!!! Just go and type in my name you lazy
bastard!!!!!! I ain't got time to give you a push button link!
Besides some folks like to work at finding a pretty psycho bitch like
me! I am SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED. GO AND JOIN ALL MY BLOGS SPACES
AND SITES OR I WILL STRIP YOU NAKED AND SPANK YOU WITH BOLO
PADDLE!!!!!!!!! And while I got you here you can also join my
Rock and Roll Anti RepubliKKKan League space AND my blog on
blogspot.com. GO FIND THEM!!!!!!!!!! Or go to my Jayne County My
Space and go to the blog on there and there is a link to my other blog
on blogspace. Where was I? Oh yes, Joey Ramone. Well
I did two songs. *I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend* and *Somebody Put
Something In My Drink.* Clem Burke of BLONDIE was nice enough to
play drums for me, and Tish and Snooky sang fantastic *Walk On The
Wild Side* style backup vocals! It was a smash! The
backstage action was fun as well. Hanging out with the fab
Sylvain Sylvain of THE NEW YORK DOLLS! What a nice sweet person
he is!!! He has played guitar for me at a few of my live shows
in the past and he is always an angel to work with! Whereas
David>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. NO!!! Just kidding. David was
a well behaved gentleman as always! And what a frontman!
One of the best ever! I know I have poked fun of the TWO YORK
DOLLS in the past, but I do truly love those guys! Mickey Leigh
(Joey*s Bro.) was fantastic to work with and he is entirely
professional and easy to be around. I was elated to be
rehearsing at the same time that GEORGE TABB was rehearsing.
What an angel that guy is and what beautiful blue eyes! They are
like pools of tropical rain water! Also backstage were some
Scottish men in kilts! And I convinced them to pull up their
kilts to show me their very large penises! My unnamed Cop friend
took photos!!! There were other stars and liggers backstage but
I am not one to name drop!!! Oh but I must mention seeing my
fave SEX PISTOL, Glenn Matlock! The original PISTOLS bass
player. Always a pleasure and what a doll!!
Joey*s Birthday Bash got me into a really trashey, trasshy, (Here we
go again!) TRASHY!!! A slaggy mood, so I hightailed it down to
the COCK to see the ever so fab JUSTIN BOND, perform with a banjo!
It was really incredible. What a performer and what a voice!
No wonder Kiki and Herb were nominated for a Tony! Justin was
singing a song about REVOLUTION and she pulled me up on stage to sing
along! So I started singing old gospel songs like *I*ll Fly
Away,* *In The Sweet By And By* and *Will The Circle Jerk Be
Unbroken.* It was a gas and the audience went wild!
Because my dears, I DO BELIEVE IN ANOTHER AMERICAN
REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!! My cop friend had to drag me outta there
cause there were certain types of people in there that wanted me to
play in the SNOW! (If you get my drift. Pardon the pun!) But I don't
do that shit anymore cause it makes me crazy and dangerous! So
we fled to a new club ran by NYC promoter and DJ, LARRY TEA. Or is it
TEE????????? Isis I hate the English language!!! THEO from
THEO AND THE SKYSCRAPERS was DJing and every song was a winner!
I always loved THEO even back when she was with The Lunachicks!
What a woman! Who needs when we got THEO!!! Britney Spears Isis,
that Britney just keeps on and on annoying the shit outta me!
She ain't never sang a song as good as CHER'S *Halfbreed* and she
never will!!! And Isis ain't yall sick and fucking tired of
hearing bout that fucking PARIS HILTON ??????????? Who fucking
cares?????? She's a skinny bean pole with undeveloped pea pods!
And that CD! Isis what a bunch of stinking CRAP!!! What a waste
of money! Maybe she'll get dyke raped in prison and come out a
better woman!!!!!!! I love LESBOS! And Paris needs to get
over thinking she is Helen Of Troy and get down with Rosie O'Donnell
and Degeneres. (God my spelling is shit!) I sure do miss Rosie on the
View! She really gave that show the good kick in the ass it
needed. Now the ratings have fallen again since Rosie left.
But who cares, Rosie will go on to have her own show, and she can dish
Bush and the fucking illegal murdering Iraq war all she wants! I
hate that blonde bitch on the show who came down on Rosie. Rosie
was TELLING THE TRUTH!!!!!! And anyone telling the TRUTH these
days gets censored or put down! Look at the DIXIE CHICKS.
They were shunned and put down for making anti Bush remarks but all
they said came true. They were ahead of their time and now they
are heroes. Soldiers aren't heroes, but the DIXIE CHICKS are!
It takes more guts and dignity to refuse to fight in an illegal war,
than it does to go along with the rest of the Neanderthals! So
what are you gonna do July 4th? I will be eating hot dogs and
listening to The Dixie Chicks on high volume!!! Oh and speaking
of HOT DOGS did you hear? ELIJAH WOOD is gonna play IGGY POP in
an up and coming movie based on Iggy's life! Now that I gotta
see! Isis he*s three feet tall and has NO COCK!!! And he
better start working out cause Iggy in his younger daze was a dream!
And if you have ever seen that nude pic of Iggy taken by DANNY FIELDS
you know that the IG has a huge DONKEY DICK!!! Poor Elijah will
have to shove more than a few pairs of socks down the front of his
pants! Elijah is more the kind of guy you want to put across
your lap and give a good spanking to!!! But in a world where
Steven Dwarff can play CANDY DARLING, anything is possible!!!
So that is all for now my
kiddies! Until next time I will say, goodbye
friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xXxXxX
JAYNE
