On June 29, Clit 45 was on
hand to put on a great show while fans waited to see local stars The
Heart Attacks.
Dave, the lead singer of
Clit 45, made their set memorable. During one song, he spit out water
like professional wrestler Triple H does and got his nasty gob all
over a couple of fans.
Later on, the little
bastard kicked one very large fan in the chest and stuck two fingers
up my nose during one song! When I talked to him afterwards, he said
he did it because I “looked like a cool guy” but he worried that I
might want to kick his ass later. I’m glad he made my night memorable,
even if he had to be gross to do it.
Afterwards, The Heart
Attacks hit the stage. I referred to them earlier as local stars, but
hopefully when their first Hellcat release comes out in September, I
can call them more than that.
Their glam rock look
coupled with their love for bands like The Heartbreakers and AC/DC
makes for a potent combination. After scorching through old favorites,
they finished their set with an amazing cover of “Dirty Deeds”, a song
that everyone in the crowd seemed to know by heart.
Overall, it was a great
show considering I only spent $7. That beats the Hell out of spending
$62 to see Tom Waits.