10. Buying All That
Overpriced Valentines Day Stuff- On Sale
For 75% Off At CVS On Feb. 15 and 90% Off
On Feb. 18
HOLLI'S
TOP VALENTINES DAY
FAVORITES AND DISLIKES
I like:
the boys
the dance
the dates
roses
the secret admires
finding out who likes u
the kisses
the love bug
cupid
Valentine cards
dislikes:
having to find out who likes u
having to tell someone u like them.
having to find a date for the dance
getting up the courage to kiss someone
being bitten by the love bug
finding out who gave u the rose
being shot by cupid
writing certain people Valentine cards.
getting asked out by someone who's evil
when u have to tell someone u don't like
them.
TOP 10 From
PIERRRE from Montreal, Canada
01 - JAYNE COUNTY (Jayne spoiled us with
her "Jezebaal" CD featuring new stuff like
"We're the Transgeneration" and "Rock and
Roll RepubliKKKan", her hilarious and
smart Myspace CD reviews and bulletins and
her wonderful art!)
02 - A WALK INTO THE SEA: DANNY WILLIAMS
AND THE WARHOL FACTORY (Esther Robinson's
brilliant documentary about her one time
Factory-member uncle. Is Brigid
Berlin experiencing a Keylime pie sugar
rush before calling Genevieve?)
03 - A JOHN WATERS CHRISTMAS (Seeing the
Pope of Trash talking live about his
bizarre crush on Alvin from The
Chipmunks!)
04 - ANDY WARHOL'S SILVER FACTORY BOND #9
PERFUME (Even 20 years after his death,
Andy still smells of bergamot, grapefruit
and lavender. The makers describe it as:
"The incense and woods are present from
the start, and as advertised, a metallic
note runs through the proceedings."
Sounds more like the smell of his casket!)
05 - BRITNEY SPEARS ONE DAY MIRACLE REHAB
AND SHAVED HEAD (How can one day in rehab
possibly help anyone? "Give Me More" till
we don't have a "Piece of Me" left.)
06 - BABS PINK TRAILER "Confectionery Gal"
(Little seen nonsensical underground video
featuring an overly effeminate cowboy
singing off key about "slushy in my pants"
while his stoned synth player dances and
then collapses to the floor.)
07 - ALBERT MAYSLES (Talking with the King
of Cinema Verite about his filming Jackie
Curtis' wedding in the 60s, our friend's
documentary and his forthcoming collection
of films on DVD)
08 - PETE'S PA (10 weeks with Pete Burns
ripping up candidates' resumes till the
monster actually seems to start showing a
shred of emotion and humanity!)
09 - MARILYN BLOGGING FOR MONEY FOR A NEW
"COMPUTER" ON MYSPACE (Come on, where do
you think the money's REALLY gonna go?)
10 - TAYLOR MEAD AND BINGO GAZINGO LIVE AT
THE BOWERY POETRY CLUB (Seeing 2 legends
performing week after week, living proof
that craziness only gets more brilliant
with age. Why are their shows never
packed??)
Rachel Violence's Top Ten
Worst Valentine's Day Gifts Actually
Received
10. Plastic shower curtain (from live-in
boyfriend)
9. No Gift
8. Big Bad Voodoo Daddy show at Bimbo's SF
only because I was left at the table by
myself all night while the jagoff was
dancing with other broads
7. Blue plastic calculator
6. Cotton underwear, REALLY, ME?
5. Red, Plastic rose
4. Chocolate with the "sale" sticker on
3. Food Poisoning
2. Heartache
1. Black Eye
Tawdry's
Singer for The B- Cups
Top 10 Valentine's Day Tirades
10. What's love got to do, got to do with
it?
9. One too many boxes of booze-filled
chocolates--what was your name again?!� is
no way to begin a romance
8. Persian cats are notoriously bad
cuddlers
7. What's love but a second-hand emotion?
6. Hitachi has yet to come out with a
heart-shaped attachment for the Magic Wand
5. VD!!�need I say more?
4. Rock star + saint = fallen angel
3. Cupid??? I live in San Francisco. The
last thing I need is another cherubic gay
boy
2. Who needs a heart when a heart can be
broken?
1. Hallmark STILL is not producing an
appropriate 'Precious Moments' greeting
card for that special conjugal visit.
Be Mine,
Tawdry of the B-cups
Tyler Vile’s Top 10 compilation/anthology
albums
10. Mania-The Ramones
9. Two things at Once- The
Descendents
8. Etc.-Jawbreaker
7. 13 Songs- Fugazi
6. Punk Terrorist anthology
vol. 2-Nausea
5. First four years- Black
Flag
4. Complete
Discography-Minor Threat
3. Complete Raped
Collection-Raped
2. Tied between How could
hell be any worse-Bad Religion and
Energy-Operation Ivy
1. M.I.A The Complete
Anthology-The Germs
rebecca wilson's top 10
most originally, stylish punk rock ladies
1. wendy o williams (band aids on her boobs - she did
it first!)
2. nena hagen (bratz doll krazy color hair and uber
posing)
3. exene (for that messy thrift shop goth cowgirl
dress thing)
4. betsey johnson (for her bad ass clothes!!!!!! and
she still wears crazy color hair extensions)
5. chelsea white trash debutantes (no one rawks
fuchsia hair and fishnets harder!)
6. debbie harry (popeye tshirt, disco dresses, stephen
sprouse patron, bleach blonde and on and on )
7. catwoman
8. divine in desperate living (electric chair scar
face mohawk scene - classic!)
9. bride of frankenstein (gothy two tone hair and a
bitchy psycho pout at its finest)
10. britney spears when she shaved her head (a truly
inspired act, no one tells britney she can't cut her
hair, not even a record label, too bad she didn't
shave off that weak wanna be pimp kevin federline's
corn rows!!!!! )
runners up - amy winehouse's cascade of black beehive
and batwinged eyemakeup, edith the egg lady's lace up
body suit in female trouble, yoko ono's huge
sunglasses look, darryl hannah in bladerunner w/her
bleach do and smeary eye makeup, grace jones
Check out Rebecca's and Paul's music label website!
http://www.myspace.com/casteelmusic
Power Pop Pat of 89.5 KOPN's "Pat's Power Pop Hours"' top ten:
1. Getting engaged to Nina Wilson
2. The reissueing of three Joy Division albums
3. The Vacancies new album "Tantrum"
4. Bad Religions album "New Maps of Hell"
5. The Donnas "Bitchin'"
6. The annual Ramones Tribute on my Radio Show
7. KISSology. 'Nuf said.
8. New York Dolls reunion
9. Having so many great friends on MySpace (lame, I know, but I love you all...and if ya don't like it, well....)
10. Seeing all the end of year Top Ten List
TOP 10 FROM
ACTOR-MARK WEILER
1) Fantasy Fest Float Parade, Key West, FL
2) Burning Man, NV
3) Eden Hot Springs, AZ
4) Wherever Frankie Cullen is
5) Infected Mushrooms concert, Las Vegas, NV
6) Mushrooms
7) 212 River Street, East Lansing, MI
8) The Office
9) Gwen Diamond
10) Denise Milani
Tracey McGillivary's
TOP TEN EARTHQUAKE PREPAREDNESS KIT:
1. UNOPENED BOTTLE
OF GOLDSCHLAGER (with real gold flakes.
43 point sumpthin Alcohol by volume) but
I'd rather not share because it's a
collector's item.
2. 3 bottles of champaign, but I'd rather
not share them because they are collectors
items.
3. 1/4 gallon 2ilk
(paper cups available upon request) If I
catch you drinking out of the carton, it
will be wire hanger time behind the legs.
This item may or may not be here by the
time you get here.
4. 3 onion rings
and half a soggy spicy chicken sandwich.
This may or may not be gone by the time
you get here.
5. Half of a 3 week
old pizza. I think the tomatoes are green
by now. Must sign a waiver and a release
of liability before consuming anything on
this list.
6. 1 package of
Black M & M's. Those go last too coz it
another collector's item.
7. Here's the big
treat... An unopened can of spam which I
would rather not share because it's a
collector's item.
8. One hand crank
snow cone maker. The ice may or may not
be gone by the time you get here.
9. B.Y.O.T. (Bring
Your Own Toilet Paper) There may or may
not be enough toilet paper so you better
bring a roll of your own, because I'd
rather not share and remember to light a
match the respect-o-meter is always
running.
10. Live music I have a harmonica, a
ukulele, 2 guitars, lots of pots and pans
and wooden spoons but I'd rather not
share.
I would give you my
address but I prefer not to.
P.S. I would have listed my box of crispy
wheats and raisins which was ups'd over
with Steve young on the box, my box of
Kings hockey chick-lets or my 49er Pepsi
can which is mostly evaporated now or my
home made bottle of brewsky but I'd rather
not share.
None of this is open for discussion, I'd
rather not talk about it.
Top 10 from Jason Honea from Berlin
1.) Teenage
Panzerkorps. - Harmful Emotions LP (
siltbreeze)
2.)The
ShittyListener ''Area Women'' tour
... France 2007
3.)Homage to
Sherwood Anderson : Letters of Sherwood
Anderson
4.)Radio Dept.(
CD title ?)
5.)Charles
Burchfield- The Journals of ...
6.)East Side
Story Comps. ( all !)
7.)Punk is Dead,
Punk is Everything by B.R. Trucotte
8.)Of - The Sun
and The Moon CD
9.)Pink Skulls
Meta - Fanzine # 3 -Rik L Rik, Dusty
Coffins(rip)Scottish Sounds
10.)The Road by Cormac McCarthy
