The CelebRetards 

Reviewed By Sharla Cartner

CELEBRETARDS 

The CelebRetards

 

CELEBRETARDS 

The CelebRetards

 

CELEBRETARDS 

The CelebRetards

 

CELEBRETARDS 

The CelebRetards

 

Band Members: 
Boris Presley: Lead Vocals 
The Prince of Poland: Rhythm & Lead Guitar 
D0dA: Drums & Backing Vocals 
Fiend: Bass
Tracks: 
Free Ted 
Coathanger Abortion 
Hillbilly Joe Jim Bob 
Lady Die 
King of The Skeleton People 
Call the Cops
The CelebRetards is a four piece Americana, garage, rock band from across America. They are recording their first full length LP, which will be released later this year. The CelebRetards will tour this album in the U.K. as well as the States and Boris will be armed for autograph sessions!
Their influences include Charles Manson, Debbie Gibson, Sphincter Society, and Culture Club! The CelebRetards music is rockin', loaded with plenty of amusing infectious lyrics delivered with gravelly vocals, drumbeats are solid and kicking, with plenty of contagious guitar riffs. The CelebRetards are unique sounding band producing individually unique sounding songs. 

I found the song Free Ted in my inbox which lead me to their MySpace to hear more. Free Ted is a fast and furious track with screaming guitar riffs, kickass drumming and chanting style vocals.”Free Ted! He will lick ya face!” Other songs that stood out for me were Call the Cops, Hillbilly Joe Jim Bob, and Lady Die.”Without her Prince and a diamond ring."
Check out The CelebRetards: 
http://www.myspace.com/thecelebretards