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IS SANTA A STALKER ????
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By: Jayne County
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Rant and Rave is dedicated to personalities or Actors/Actresses
being harassed or stalked during the holiday season
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Isn't it funny, how some poor sick people falsely accuse
others of being stalkers, backstabbers, and troublemakers,
when it is actually THEM, who are falsely accusing others and
causing all the trouble! They find it extremely difficult to
get along with ANYBODY for an extended length of time, so
they label anyone who doesn't agree with them "a trouble
maker!" These poor neurotic, dirt bags of worn down nerve
endings, are CONSTANTLY talking behind people's backs and
accusing them of countless atrocities!!! Realistically
speaking, it all adds up to as much importance as a piss ants
ass ! Oh every little thing in the world is a MAJOR DRAMA !!!
"Oh send in the fucking ARMY, someone dares to disagree with
me! How dare they contact other people without my HOLY
CONSENT !!! And oh my God, some of my friends (?) actually
like them!!! And this backstabber is actually becoming
friends with people THAT I KNOW!!! OMG!!! They are stealing
my 'friends!' My friends like them better than me!!!" SHUT UP
YOU PATHETIC PSYCHO FROM PLANET PARANOIA PARADISE!!! Then
these over active human bladders produce a long list of
'monsters' that supposedly 'did them wrong!' Among those on
the list are people you yourself know or have worked with and
find no fault with what so ever!!! But of course now that
this person who thinks that the are "The King/Queen Of The Entire
Galaxie", finds fault with these tiny little people of lesser
importance, YOU are now suppose to help her arrange entire
armies of vengeful DEMONIC ANGELS, to PUNISH and hurt these
non persons who DARED to defy their words of unshakable TRUTH
!!! These former friends and workmates are now to be denied
human hood, and you must join their in their campaign to erase
any evidence of their existence from your lives! Their names
will be hacked off of all tombs, clay tablets and burial
chambers!!! Their mummies will be desecrated! And anyone
caught being friends with them will be deemed a backstabber!
A trouble maker! And worst of all.....A PARTAKER OF DRUGS, SEX, ETC
!!!! SHOCK HORROR!!!!!!!!!! Even SANTA CLAUS himself has
stabbed this poor done wrong creature in the back !!! Santa
DARED to leave a bottle of Thorazine under the tree hoping
this pestering imitation of a homosapien, would do the whole
world a favor and fucking OD!!! Yes, cause you see, this
person has finally revealed to an unsuspecting world that
Santa Claus himself is a STALKER!!! Santa slides down
people's chimneys, and STEALS their cookies!!! He hides
behind sofas and straw chairs and jumps out at small
children, and scares them so dramatically, that they never
recover!!! Thus suffering from acute psychological damage!!!
In turn this affects their entire outlook on life! They grow
up being paranoid that everyone around them is a troublemaker
and a STALKER!! So they themselves become what they fear the
most! BACKSTABBER! STALKER! TROUBLEMAKER!!! So it's true!
Just what was suspected all along! SANTA CLAUS IS A
STALKER!!!
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Well, you know some of those poor backstabbers have
wigged out so bad, that they have become warped
Fundamentalist Christians and joined some very dangerous
CULTS !! Here is what one of them was saying just the other
night on FOX NEWS!!!
"Well !!! Of course SANTA is a stalker! He wears RED and
red is the color of SATAN !!! And if you remove the N in
Santa and put it at the end, you get SATAN!!! Satan Clause!
And those nasty, people that want to help the poor, and see
that everyone has an equal share of all the toys, candy and
bad sweaters, THE COMMUNISTS AND SOCIALISTS, they all like
the color RED!!! My God, that's it! Santa is a Communist, he
wears red and Satan and Santa are Commies for sure! He gives
away free toys, he's gotta be a Commie, or at least a
Socialist!!! And don't even get me started on that crazy
Marxist, from the Bible! The one they call Jesus!!! What a
trouble maker he was! Stomping into The Temple and occupying
it in the name of God and helping the poor!!! That's not
even the real Jesus! That was all made up and put in the
Bible by the Communists, to make Jesus look like some sort of
Hippy freak!!! The real Jesus started the first Tea Party,
and was an ancient ancestor of Rick Perry! AND He was from
Texas, not Bethlehem!!! Yes, its all so clear now! The wool
has been removed from my eyes! And did you hear that Satan
Claus is going to be arrested for animal abuse? He beats
those poor reindeer to death and makes them pull a heavy sled
of God knows what, all the way through horrendous snow
storms. I would not be one bit surprised if that crazy, white
haired, fat bastard is carrying a wagon load of COCAINE!!!
Putting it in our children's Christmas cookies and lacing the
pumpkin pie with Crystal Meth!!! Isn't that the name of one
of his reindeer? Crystal? Miss Meth? Oh you gotta watch those
fucking Methodists!!! Liberals, every one of them! Yep, all
that Mass of Christ, and Satan Claus stuff is just alot of
old PAGAN horse shit, made up by those Satan worshiping
Catholics! Did you know that the Pope has got 666 carved into
his scalp? Carved there by Satan himself! Yep, the End Of The
World is coming soon and Satan Claus the stalker is gathering
up his End Time Army of, Backstabbers, Stalkers and Trouble
Makers and throwing them all into the Lake Of Fire!!! Don't
talk to anyone! Don't speak to those troublemakers that are
trying to give me a bad name!!! " OMG I thought to myself,
these paranoid people are everywhere!!! You can't escape
them! They 're even jumping out from behind the Whiskers Cat
Food section, at Wal-Mart !!! Next they'll be RANTING AND
RAVING up and down the aisle at TARGET! (No! That's MY Job!)
And remember------- JESUS SAVES AT TARGET AND SATAN CLAUS IS
A STALKER!!! PS Merry Fucking Christmas and Happy New Year
from Jayne County
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