OK!!! I AM GOING TO BE FUCKING ANNOYING CAUSE IVE HAD TOO MANY SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND I AM MORE IRRITATED AND PISSED OFF THAN A NAKED REPUBLIKKKAN, AT A GAY TIGHTS RALLY!!! LOL !! GAY TIGHTS!!!! OR GAY RIGHTS??? THE MOOD I AM IN NOW, I'M STICKING MIT GAY TIGHTS!!! PULL DOWN THAT TIGHT GIRDLE, AND WRAP IT AROUND THAT ASSHOLE, NEUTERED GINWITCH!!! That supra fab, SINATOR, or whatever the fuck he is now??? Are some idiots still stupid enough to have that snake as a SINator now??? SIN ADULTERER, is more like it!!! Mr. Horny Horn Toad!!! With his sagging jaws from eating too much RepubliKKKan cod fish! And his sickening, bright Red, skin!!! Watch out Mr. SINWITCH!!! Some poor fan of washed up RepubliKKKAN, bigot, GLENN BECK, may MISS STAKE you for a Commie, Pinko, Faggot!!! Oh GOD forbid!!! And possibly start comparing you, to your obvious idol, HENRY THE EIGHTH!!! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!! No!!! Just put them in a hospital, and cheat on them, as they lay there, DYING OF CANCER!!! You really are qualified to sit in The White House Of Pain and SHAME!!! The biggest LITTLE TWERP, of a shitty ASSHOLE, the world has ever seen!!! Oh, you are really gonna go down Supra Fab, in Muslim countries!!! You're gonna be more popular than a dying camel in heat!!! You may even get a chance, to be crowned the next Pharaoh of Egypt!!! Oh Great Pharaoh SinWitch, let my people BLOW!!! I can just see Mr. SinWitch in the Whites Only, WHITEhouse now!!! Getting all Biblical on us, and passing laws, so filthy RATS like him can have an endless number of wives!!! And a popular new law, allowing jerks like him to have an "open marriage" with all 376 of them!!! Gosh folks, I don 't know about you, but that all sounds soooooooo Hippy! Could this hypocritical, Conservative, LAPDOG, be a Flower Child, underneath all that phony, right wing BULLSHIT!? Talk about a danger to straight marriage! Oh those nasty GAYS, won 't have to lift a painted toenail, to DESTROY MARRIAGE! Neutered Ginch, will do that all himself! Oh Pharaoh, let my people GO GO!!! Go down to the hospital and DIE DIE!!! That's OK, honey chile! I got me another piece right here!!! They don't call me, WHOREHOPPIN Nettie, for nothing! So vote for Neutered Sinwitch! And help restore the sanctity of marriage!

OK, enough about that overblown, red, blowfish! On too the next right wing shithead! Why is it, that so many so called "heavy" rock bands, are handicapped by having at least, one, narrow minded, right wing bigot in them?! Some of them great bands! It 's no secret, what a right wing idiot, Alice Cooper is, so i won't waste any of my precious time on her! (Great music!!!) And it's also common knowledge that Gene Simmons, of the great band KISS, is a total asshole. Even the rest of his band can't stand him! And everyone knows anyway, that Paul Stanley is the real talent of the group! But it doesn't stop there! The Foo Fighters, Megadeths and MatalliKKKa also have non human, RepubliKKKan, retards in their bands! The Poo Eaters, I call them!!! Cause they are FULL OF RAT TURDS!!! And MatalliKKKA are nothing but a bunch of RACIST NEO NAZIS from Planet Nowheresville!!! Selfish rich bastards who want to send innocent children to prison for sharing their horrible brand of outdated HEAVY METAL rubbish, with all their poor friends! MetalliKKKa! (Oh dear me!!! Am i spelling it wrong? Ha Ha Ha! Who fucking cares!!!???) And Megadeth! The most obvious satiric name for them, of course, would be Magadeath! Cause their so called music makes one so sick that you VOMIT yourself to DEATH !!!

And MatalliKKKa, haven't had an even half way decent song, since "ONE!" And conspiring together with Miss Reed, on a CD only makes them look like a bunch of old fools! In fact, that stupid recording, should have been called, "A BUNCH OF OLD FOOLS TRYING TO MAKE EACH OTHER LOOK COOL." "Hey you right wing fools, TAKE A WALK ON THE SOBER SIDE!" Your music SUCKS!! Too bad you don't !! Oh I forgot! Ya gotta be fucked up first, to get fucked, up your anal bend!! Train comes up the bend!!! When i first heard of this MIGHTY COLLABORATION, I immediately rushed over to my lap top, to send them some sincere congratulations and CD suggestions as to what to call their eagerly awaited, soon to be CLASSIC FLOP!!! Here are some of the suggestions I sent. 1. SWEDISH MEATBALLS AND X TRANNIE FUCKERS!!! 2. A SWEDISH MEATBALL IN PARIS MEETS A SNOTTY STUCK UP TRANNIE CHASER IN ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS 3. IT'S MORE FUN BEING SOBER IN THE CLOSET THAN BEING A JUNKIE PASSED OUT IN A TELEPHONE BOOTH AT MAX'S KANSAS CITY 4. METALLIKKKA SEWING MACHINE MUSIC 5. METTALIC GOOSESTEPPIN IN BERLIN 6. VIKINGS RANSACK THE ROYAL THRONE OF JUDAH AND TRANSPLANT IT IN SWEDEN!!! 7. ONE MEATBALL SANDWICH AND ONE OVER STUFFED CHICKEN GIZZARD MOUNTAIN OYSTER, COMING RIGHT UP!! 8. HELP ME!!! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY A CULT!!! 9. MUSIC TO CHASE AWAY RABID COYOTES!!! (Or Living In The Hollywood Hills, On Ten Dollars A Day!) 1. WE WANTED TO RECORD WITH YOKO ONO, BUT WE GOT STUCK WITH LOUELLA REED!!! ALTERNATIVE NUMBER ONE. 1. WE USED TO BE HOT SHIT NOW WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF COLD TURDS!!! (Wow!! That sounds familiar!!!) Well, you folks can imagine all the flack I got!! All I was doing was trying to be helpful, and these nitwits had the nerve to send me back a stack of insulting emails (Cut and pasted, no doubt!) I can't imagine any of these highly respected artists, using such vile language to communicate with such an innocent, young country girl as METRA !!! My lawyers are currently going over the emails to see if a lawsuit should follow! I have heard that the recordings have been melted down so cute guys with tattoos in prison, can make ashtrays! So I really don't know if it will be worth the trouble!!!

At any rate, I will most certainly keep all you Punk Globe readers, right up to date! God, I hate even using that word! Right! Right !!! No left!!! Always LEFT for Jayne County!!!

OK GANG! See you next time! So long! And HAPPY TRAILS!!! XOXO