HAPPY
BIRTHDAY!!!
GINGER
COYOTE
By Dark Diva
It's October and therefore the birthday month of
our heroine and
songstress, Ginger Coyote!
What
can you say about a woman who has pioneered punk rock and "takes
a
lickin and keeps on tickin" like her,
except
to applaud her, bow down
and wail, 'I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!"
There are so many
people who have known Ginger and were blessed to have done so as she
touches and enriches so many lives. For a woman who can get
on stage,
grab a mic and belt out some of the most hardcore, in our face lyrics
there are, her heart and soul are as gentle as a spring breeze and her
love and friendship is priceless!
While many others of our
comrades in music have passed on too soon, Ms. Ginger has survived the
tests of time and endurance. I have known very few women such
as her
who keep the fight to keep real punk alive and viable, who fights for
the humanitarian causes of those in need, lends an ear and a shoulder
for those hurting and asks little in return.
You don't find
those
traits too much anymore in this world which is focused on
"each
man/woman for themselves and the devil for them all".
When
looking through horoscopes for the Libra Ms. Ginger, I did find a good,
humorous one which I think she, as well as you
readers, will get a
laugh out of and secretly nod your head to in some parts. So
if you
aren't quite sure what a person who celebrates their birthday on 10/10
might REALLY be like, check this out:
" Libra: September 24 - October 23
Libras
are anal retentives whose sole purpose in life is to be right all the
time.
They respond to admiration, praise and flattery, but only for a
couple of seconds at a time.
Libras
love living in style, especially if they cannot afford it. Show me a
bitch who won't fuck until she's had jewelry, candlelight dinners in
expensive restaurants and satin sheets and I'll show you a loose
Libra. To them, sex is something animals do. Of course that
may be why
they lead their spouses around on a leash.
Hobbies Libras love
include interior decorating (when someone else is paying for it),
fashion, needlework (including voodoo), listening to art shows, and
watching concerts. Opera fans are almost always Libras.
These
people will do almost anything for peace and harmony. The way
to drive
a Libra ape-shit is to say "fuck me or I'll play loud punk rock
music." Along those lines, Libras make the best
hostages. Unfortunately, many of them become cops.
Nightsticks make a
well
behaved lover.
Famous Libras include Friedrich Nietzsche, Eugene
O'Neill, Bridgette Bardot, Julie Andrews, Angie Dickinson, Angela
Lansbury, Zach Efron, Divine, Charleston Heston and Helen
Hayes."
So there you have
it. Libras like our divine Ms. Ginger are not to be taken
lightly or
for granted, for that matter because they are a mighty force to reckon
with and those spike heels hurt like a bitch when applied with
pressure
to one's naughty bits.
So here's to our birthday girl, Ginger Coyote!
Many happy wishes and many more birthdays cuz our lives would be worth
shit without you!! Muah!!
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