LULA had a very nice aftershow party -- it was a fun way for MIKE and KARLA "KHAOS" MCLEOD to say goodbye to S.F.,  and head back to Vancouver....It was also fun to speak with LANI about her Father SNAKEFINGER.... On Sunday I was able to get by PUERTO ALEGRE to wish all a HAPPY HOLIDAYS... I was so happy to find out that after years of being the only night bartender that WILLY has trained the fabulous  DEBBIE to mix those magic Margaritas... During the day of course  LORENZO and PATTY still pour a great drink... They have to be --- the NICEST Family ever to run a Restaurant..... I know that CHRISTA DIBASE and MIKE love the place... MAUREEN JENNINGS back in therapy after a scare passing out because she had not eaten the right foods......ANITA BARNES wished she could have gone to Hawaii to celebrate PATTY BRADY'S Birthday.. SUSIE, ex-Guitarist for THE RAMONAS and KUSF Dee-Jay -- keeps us up to date with her political emails.. All very liberal and on the mark.. No right wing bullshit from SUSIE.... The long awaited DVD of "CHATTERBOX: BIOGRAPHY OF A BAR SAN FRANCISCO 1986-1990" is out !!!! Produced by ALFIE KULZICK and Edited by WAYNE SCHOTTEN.. It has live footage and interviews with many of the people who made it all happen.... I Know that when ALFIE interviewed me - she had also interviewed NEIL SMITH, DUKEY FLYSWATTER and EDDY JENNINGS... It's a must buy DVD!!!!  Running time is 117 minutes, heck it out at  www.chatterboxbar.com.
Two of the Most Influential People of 2008 were the wonderful TINA FEY for her spot-on impression of SARAH PALIN, and her hit sitcom "30 ROCK"... And, of course, the ageless  CLORIS LEACHMAN, who showed off her dance skills, legs and ample cleavage on "DANCING WITH THE STARS"..
JUDY TENUTA is waiting for her New Year's invite to DONALD TRUMP'S New Year's Eve Gala.. IT COULD HAPPEN! MIA TYLER is off to Joshua Tree for New Years Eve.... MIA and I had such a great time talking about our mutual pal WENDY KAUFMAN.. MIA adores WENDY!!! ROSIE O'DONNELL'S "Variety Show" faded fast from the NBC line up... Poor KATHY GRIFFIN -- was very under used on it -- wearing a silly blonde wig.... Hope you ALL enjoyed KATHY and ANDERSON (or as MS. GRIFFIN calls him, ANDY) COOPER'S New Year's Eve On CNN...  Congratulations out to RICHARD DUGUAY and PAULA TIBERIUS on their recent marriage.... You Both ROCK!! The L.A. based band BEDTIME FOR TOYS will be releasing an full length in February... Check them out on My Space. Please read REBECCA WILSON'S MOVING interview/ article about legendary 60's cartoonist S. CLAY WILSON..... REBECCA also found this fun link she wants to share with  all you PUNK GLOBE readers.....  Check It Out Now !!!    

  Both PUNK GLOBE             

   and WHITE TRASH DEBUTANTES

now have FACEBOOK GROUPS and I want you all to join them now!!   Folks like TODD FANCEY, WENDY KAUFMAN, SARAH JOY BROWN, LISA ZANE, JUDY TENUTA, D.D. THORNTON, MARK DOBIES, TERESA STONE, CAROLINE MURPHY, JESSICA DICKSON,  CRAIG POP ARTIST,  GARETH HOLDER, HOLLY BETH VINCENT, MARKLEY HART, LITA FORD, RICHMOND ARQUETTE, RYAN COLE, REBECA SEVERIN, MARK PINTER, MICHAEL O' KEEFE ("ROSEANNE" ), ROB ROBENE, MARSHA DEE HUNTER, PETER CROWLEY, ED IVEY, CHRISTIAN BALE, JOY RYDER, RAT SCABIES, ZOTHY NINE, NICHOLAS LAWSON PADA, J.J. PEARSON, DOUG DONUT, BRANDON JAK, T.C. CONROY (Charm School), FLASH GORDON, M.D., ZOR RAH, ARIKA KAOSA, ELIZABETH "IZZY" WHITENER, ANDERSON TOONE, AUDREY FAINE, BILLY DRUID, MIKE MCLEOD, BRANDON SMITH, STEVE BALDERSON, IRIS BERRY, MIKE INGRAM, KARLA MCLEOD, WENDY THIRTEEN, THE MIDNIGHT BOMBERS, OZGUR COKYUCE, MARC FLOYD, SHANNE SKRATCH, IDA LANGSAM, FLEUR NEWMAN, JAYNE COUNTY, MONTE MELNICK, MARTINA BUTLER, LARRY "LEGS" MCNEIL, TIMM CARNEY, CARL MACKI, KIM ACRYLIC, LISA BOOTH, MISS O, JESSE McCARTNEY, UNEVEN STEVEN, PAUL GRAY, LYNNE ELEKTRA, ANGEL VON BORTZ, ERIC BORTZ, DOGBITE MACBASTARD, HOLLY THOMPSON, JONATHAN PALEY, JONATHAN POSTAL, JENNY LENS, MERI ST. MARY, KATHY PECK, DAVID DENNY, LESLIE MICHEL, SONJA CRAIG, PIERRE SKE, BILLY GOULD and many others have joined both groups... "CELEBRITY REHAB" has ended for the season  and I am  so sorry.  It was getting very interesting and fun to watch.. I am getting addicted.... I need more of  DR.DREW PINSKY, the wonderful BOB FORREST and this Month's Runner Up Punk Of The Month- SHELLY SPRAGUE dealing with these addicted Celebrities..I think my favorite Celebrities for this Season were TAWNY "JULIE"  KITAEN and RODNEY KING, who really seemed to get something from their stay at the facility.. TAWNY was so much nicer on this show than she was on "THE SURREAL LIFE"....THIS IS A BLIND ITEM: GUESS WHO!!! I know an elderly handicapped couple who frequent  a local Pharmacy in Hollywood.  They both are a very nice couple but are somewhat conservative... In  a conversation - they told me they had gotten friendly  with one of Celebrity Rehab Patients at an autograph show..They  really liked him -  he would tell them tales from set of his former  sitcom.. Promising them  autographed photos from the other stars on the sitcom... I am sure that he charged them top $$$ for the tales and photo they bought from him ... But the Star made an huge error in judgment when  he invited them to his home for dinner...  After a nice dinner with wine the  unsuspecting husband  needed to use the restroom. But he  hod a major ordeal of navigating his wheelchair through the clutter to get to the toilet ...  Imagine his shock when he was finally situated himself on the throne....  He looked up and  saw a giant poster of the rehab star's girlfriend BUCK NAKED staring down at him from the ceiling ... Upon  relieving himself -  he quickly wheeled  himself out to let his ordained minister wife know of what he had just  witnessed - - only to find the rehab star's girlfriend gyrating  around the room doing a striptease... Both  of the hosts were  offering the couple  a wide variety of  pills to get high with....  and last, but certainly not least,  an offer to have an ORGY with them...that wheelchair has never moved so fast to Get The HELL Out Of There !!!!!
PUNK GLOBE again has a great Cover for January 2009.... Many Thanks to THE FLOYDIAN DEVICE for his wonderful Janauary Cover of the PUNK GLOBE.... I  know ROTTEN is excited... MICHAEL MUSTO informed me that  former San Francisco scenemaker SOPHIA LAMAR, who is now a fixture in NYC...has a wonderful video on YOUTUBE that is getting all sorts of hits...... Please check out MUSTO'S year in review @ http://www.villagevoice.com/2008-12-24/news/musto-s-year-in-review/.
I recenty made contact with my old pal -- DANNY NICOLETTA whom I met  years ago . . . when he worked at  HARVEY MILK'S "CASTRO CAMERAS (when I was a mere baby) . . . and is now featured in the new GUS VAN SANT film "MILK," starring an Oscar worthy SEAN PENN as HARVEY MILK .... Actor  LUCAS GRABEEL portrays DANNY in the film ... DANNY NICOLETTA provided facts and photography for the film ... CAROL RUTH SILVER, who was a  former SF Supervisor has a cameo as THELMA, while Actress WENDY KING takes on a younger version of SILVER as the then-Supervisor ... SUPERVISOR TOM AMMIANO portrays himself in the Movie  ... TOM and KATHY PECK were the key players in getting San Francisco to change Rowland Street to DIRK DIRKSEN WAY right next to the old MABUHAY GARDENS .... VICTOR GARBER is good as  Murdered S.F. Mayor GEORGE MOSCONE .... JOSH BROLIN is Dead On Target  as DAN WHITE ...He has won several awards for his portrayal of the Convicted Killer .....  Medical Marijuana Activist - DENNIS PERRON - is played by Actor TED ROBERTS .... Funk  Singer/ Cockette  SYLVESTER is also featured in the film and played by MARK MARTINEZ ... Both HARVEY MILK and GEORGE MOSCONE embraced the early days of Punk Rock and supported  DIRK DIRKSEN in his effort to book shows at the now legendary MABUHAY GARDENS .. In fact MAYOR MOSCONE'S daughter JENNIFER was a fixture at the Club ... East Bay Power Pop Rockers - THE MONDELLOS - wrote and recorded a 7" called "WHITE NIGHT RIOT" that captured the night of DAN WHITE'S trial ... I still have my copy .... I remember going to City Hall that night with DIRK DIRKSEN, JELLO BIAFRA and HOWIE KLEIN seeing cop cars being overturned and burned ...the Streets were on FIRE with anger and outrage ... I understand the film shows actual clips of the whole event.....It was history being made - filled with much sadness......DANNY and I recently caught up via email and he is so proud of "MILK".... DANNY is still the nicest guy... REST IN PEACE- HARVEY MILK and GEORGE MOSCONE......YOU BOTH WERE HEROS!! 
SHARLA CARTNER is excited about her Summer Christmas  Vacation from work .... You may ask: Summer and Christmas???  SHARLA lives in Australia.. Possums.... I am sooo happy to hear that WENDY KAUFMAN had a lovely Holidays with  her husband  STEVEN. . . .

Wendy Kaufman

Everyone please order JENNY LENS new E-PHOTO BOOK on THE RAMONES at her website http://www.jennylens.com  ... Our Favorite  GOTH COUPLE- KYNT and VYXSIN hosted a viewing party for the Season Finale of "THE AMAZING RACE" at THE SUNSET TROCADERO and it was so much fun ... I met lots of cool people from reality shows such as "EXTREME MAKEOVER, DANCING WITH THE STARS" ( but I did not see JULIEANNE HOUGH, JANE SEYMOUR, SUSAN LUCCI or CLORIS LEACHMAN there), "FLIPPING OUT," "JANICE DICKINSON'S MODELING SCHOOL" ..  I had the  great pleasure of meeting HEATHER from "BRETT MICHAEL'S ROCK OF LOVE" and "CHARM SCHOOL with SHARON OSBOURNE..." And of course many of the current and former Racers from "THE AMAZING RACE," including the HIPPIES from Eugene Oregon who won the Amazing Race a few seasons back .... HEATHER is so much prettier in person ... I hope to do an interview with her in the near future for PUNK GLOBE ... She did tell me she could NOT stand any of the girls in the house ...

Kynt and Vyksin

She despised the red-headed  LACEY, and that it was NOT a staged feud between them ... She tells me that all the girls were calling their dealers trying to cop for them on their cell phones ...  MICHAEL BUTLER had interviewed  LACEY awhile back proving  she was not the brightest bulb on the  Christmas Tree... Also met a ultra  cool model named DUSTIN who lived in Sherman Oaks along with sexy actor RYAN GOSLING ...they  were both HOT and Very Charming ... DUSTIN had a nice scooter he drives the greater L.A. area..... he had seen me in the DVD Version of "AMERICAN HARDCORE" ... He struck up a conversation with me at the party with that as an opening line ...  JAMES ST. JAMES ( The WOW Report and "PARTY MONSTER) liked his approach and his  Sexy Green Eyes..... JOVY JANOLA was there promoting his  "Celebrity Fashion Show " -- A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED CHRISTMAS" at ELEVEN  that following Thursday in West Hollywood, CA .. packed with REALITY STARS galore... in fact many of the REALITY STARS would be modeling the latest fashions .... unfortunately I was ill and could not attend.. however I did hear that it was lots of fun.... During the week of being ill  I did see a repeat episode  of HEATHER calling my ex neighbor SHAM on the phone.. Begging him to come pick her up...... In that same episode she was asked to turn in her Charm School pin to SHARON .. I was happy with the winner BRANDY and enjoyed seeing on The season finale... My favorite scene was when the CHARM SCHOOL GIRLS  were on Hollywood Blvd., collecting money and items for the Homeless .... I  like BRANDY C -- she seems a bit goofy but alot of fun!  That Episode was filmed just down the street from where I live... KYNT and VYXSIN are so nice and sweet.. They both are from Louisville, Kentucky and know BRANDON SMITH, proving it really is a small world and the six degrees of separation..... I heard from CHERIE CURRY that her birthday party  was a BLAST and that RON WHITAKER threw a great party for her ...  sorry to say I was in San Francisco and unable to attend ..  But I love CHERIE!! X and THE NY DOLLS recently played the NOKOIA in The City Of Angels ... Speaking of which THE NY DOLLS will be writing for their new CD in Hawaii in January while living in a deluxe home owned by their producer ... Guess who will be producing ? None other than a wizard and a true star.... MR. TODD RUNDGREN... BEN IRELAND, who lives in Seattle, was so pissed about the HUGE snow storm that was happening --leaving him stranded  in Seattle with tickets to see THE DOLLS ... Ben tried his best but could not catch any flights to LA because of the storm ... The entire Northwest have been getting hit hard with snow and strong winds........ BEBE BUELL and her husband JIM WALLERSTEIN came to Hollywood to help her grandson MILO LANGDON celebrate his 4th Birthday...  BEBE brought a rough mix of her new CD she recently recorded on the East Coast... It kicks MAJOR BOOTY! !!! Very different than anything she has ever done before.. It will surprise many... I especially liked the song she had written for the late JOEY RAMONE ... PAULEY PERRETTE and MICHAEL BOSMAN threw a dinner party at MICELI'S -- it was an early Christmas party and also a Celebration Dinner.. Guests included BEBE BUELL, JIM WALLERSTEIN, ANGELA GARBER and her Twins- NANCY & KURT and GINGER COYOTE .. It was a lovely dinner and we all had a lot of fun even in the pouring rain....The next night BEBE BUELL, JIM WALLERSTEIN and  GINGER COYOTE went to see CHEAP TRICK at THE HOUSE OF BLUES..  But we had dinner at THE SADDLE RANCH prior to the show... It was a such a great place to go to eats loads of fun and lots of fucking fun..  Our waiter made sure we had extra strong drinks and so much food...... Then we were off to  see CHEAP TRICK, who kicked major ass and we had a prime table right next to GENE SIMMONS and his Daughter.. CHEAP TRICK and their management love BEBE BUELL...  at the show  I saw CRAIG POP ARTIST, PAMITA from CHEAP CHICK (who was asking about PUNK ROCK PATTY), PAUL ZONE, PRESCOTT NILES and his lovely Daughter LIV, ROBERT MATHIEU ( CREEM MAGAZINE), MICK ROCK, BILLY DUFFY (THE CULT),  NIGEL HARRISON (BLONDIE) and the most interesting of all - A Woman named LESLIE who had the honor of saying she was the ex-wife of MEATLOAF...LESLIE LOAF -- it has a good ring to it...When security needed room she immediately informed them SHE KNEW THE DRILL- BECAUSE SHE WAS MEATLOAF'S EX -WIFE!!!!  I loved her.. I wanna interview her ASAP...

Robin Zander

But the nicest person that night had to be ROBIN ZANDER, who told me the story of how he obtained his vintage Red Rickenbacker Guitar ... It seems he went into a pawn shop immediately after JOHNNY RAMONE had hocked it ... Some thity odd years ago and he immediately bought it... So THE RAMONES will always share a spot on stage at a CHEAP TRICK show... We toasted THE RAMONES, JOEY RAMONE and the Holidays with a couple glasses of red wine that was very tasty.... I do miss RANDY JONES not being in LA around the Holiday's it was just last year he was here and we had such a Fucking Great Time... Check out the current  PLAYGIRL on the stands now to see RANDY JONES' four page spread.... It is the last prited issue of the Magazine...  A REAL COLLECTOR'S EDITION... PAULI GRAY was in Hollywood on Christmas Eve from  a rainy San Francisco  before going to celebrate Christmas Day in San Diego.. His Sister, himself and I had a great brunch at THE SADDLE RANCH where PAULI wore his Cowboy Hat with great pride..... He was thinking about riding the Mechanical Bull that the late ANNA NICOLE SMITH made famous on her Reality Show... But some young tourist beat him to it... MO COLLINS (the Mega Sex Goddess -- LORRAINE SWANSON -- from "MAD TV") recently attended a Birthday Party for ANDY DICK.....

Mo Collins As Lorraine

Over the Holidays we toasted a last farewell to the legendary EARTHA KITT -- passed away from Cancer -- and former lead singer for THE FUCK UPS and ex boyfriend of ENID NELSON -- the one and only BOB NOXIOUS, who fell victim to liver damage......
HAPPY BIRTHDAY wishes late and early to DOLLY PARTON, CARL MACKI, NAOMI JUDD, MILO LANGDON, ATHINA BUTLER, MICHAEL BUTLER, MIA TYLER, JOE DALLESANDRO, GAYE ANN BRUNO, CHARO, BETTY WHITE, JASTEN KING, KIRSTIE ALLEY, ANDY DICK, GERRY-JENN WILSON, ORLANDO BLOOM, JIMMY PAGE, DAVID BOWIE, SUSAN LUCCI, PAMELA SUE MARTIN, KENNY LOGGINS, ROB ZOMBIE, LL COOL J, KATE MOSS, SHIRLEY BASSEY, GEENA DAVIS, SUSAN ANTON, JASON BATEMAN, CRYSTAL GAYLE, SWEET TOMMY, DIANE KEATON, SADE, JIM CARREY, SUSANNA HOFFS, PAUL STANLEY, ROBBY KRIEGER, MARILYN MANSON, HOLLY CLARK, MICHAEL STRIPE, PEGGY PAN, HEATHER GRAHAM, JOAN BAEZ, KATHERINE ROSS, JOOLS HOLLAND, DIANE LANE, CHINA KANTNER, CHRISTIAN BALE, ELLEN DEGENERES, OPRAH WINFREY, MICHELLE OBAMA, LENNY KAYE, JUANNY RAMONE, EDDIE VAN HALEN, PAT DUFFEY, NICK CARTER, JOEY FATONE,  PAUL NEWMAN (R.I.P.), CHARLIE MUSSSELWHITE, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, ANGELA DAVIS, JOHN FORSYTHE, MICHELLE PATTERSON (R.I.P.) and anyone else who may be celebrating a Birthday...
We will end this column with these sage words of advice... YOU HAD BETTER BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHOSE TOES YOU STEP ON TODAY...........AS THEY JUST MAY BE ATTACHED TO THE ASS YOU WILL BE KISSING TOMORROW!!!